One day a young boy finds a condom on the floor

One day a young boy finds a condom on the floor. He brings is to his father and asks, "What is it?" His father replies, "Oh, that's a twinkie son, if you find anymore bring them to me and I'll give you a quarter." The next week the little boy returned to his mother's house with a lot of quarters. His mother asks, "Where did you get all those quarters?" The little boy answered, "Daddy gave them to me for finding twinkies for him, but what he doesn't know is, before I gave them to him, I sucked all the cream filling out.